I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I am naked and annoyed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
