Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
