Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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