FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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