Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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