Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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