I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
