TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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