I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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