So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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