gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
smell my finger.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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