he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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