Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
