If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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