JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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