Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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