i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
that's an acceptable place to lick
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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