The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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