I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's never too late to be topless.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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