This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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