8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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