I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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