i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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