Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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