Buhtt sex?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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