no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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