You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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