and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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