We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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