Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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