My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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