Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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