Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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