Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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