so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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