It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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