He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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