Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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