What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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