yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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