You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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