did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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