Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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