Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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