absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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