That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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