I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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