I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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