I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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