Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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