how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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