i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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