Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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