you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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