So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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