is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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