wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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