doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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