maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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